Moose

I can speak English. I learned it from a book.

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Merry post-Christmas, everybody. I was away, for five very delightful days, but now I am back. The above image and caption represents one of the lovely presents I received this year, and it's this sort of thing that I'll be thinking about all day, now that I'm back at stupid work. I hope all your holidays were similarly wonderful, and you are all just as miserable now that it's over as I am.